What can I do about my lost eye?

This is stupid but it happened so here goes: I was in Wal-Mart last night and I had the sudden urge to sneeze. It was a huge, blaster of a sneeze and my dang gl eye popped right out of my head and went bouncing down the aisle and outta sight. We looked and looked for it till my knees gave out but couldn't find it. I think some punk kid found my eye and stole it! I had to go home and put my eye patch back on and I suppose the dang kids in my neighborhood will start calling me 'Patchy' again. I called Wal-Mart three times today and they say they haven't found my eye. Can I sue Wal-Mart? I'm on the social security and I can't get another eye till next year. I think there's something in that store that made me sneeze so can I make them buy me another eye? Should I go down there and demand to see the manager? I'm supposed to have a family photo taken in a few days so what can I use as a substitute eye? I don't want to look like a pirate in my picture.